Had a pleasant encounter with a mini-White Van Man this morning. Turning off the A4 onto Sonning Lane, I see said mini-WVM in my lane heading towards me overtaking an oncoming car just yards away from the junction. Impressed by such disregard for road safety, I shake my head. Recognising my signal, the driver cheerfully replied with two fingers, a practice passed down through generations of such idiots.
Sadly, the local news contained no stories of his demise later that morning in a burnt-out vehicle wrapped around a tree.